Cardboard Knight

2007-03-24T11:55:00.000-07:00

2006-10-13T22:12:00.000-07:00

2006-10-04T12:51:00.000-07:00

e woke up in the noon of after. "What times that hath been yesternight!" Exclaimed the glorious glorier to himself. He was quite inebriated from the party of catching the Plastic Bag Warlock in the act of viewing potraits for pleasure of private needs.

"Sire! Someone hath given a message to thou!" said a servant who watches the knight sleep because he finds it exciting.

"Shall ye fetch it for me?" Quarried the knight after thon servant hath not done anything.

"Thou shant after no pay!" Screamed the servant.

"Pay? Thou is servant! Fetch it for me, or thine head will be mine!" The knight yelled.

"But ah sire, I know your secret... Y equals M times X plus B! You cannot slay me or I will tell all of this formula!" Conquered the servant.

"But with your head mine, thou cannot speak!" Replied the knight with confidence.

"Thou hath not thought about consequences of no head... Sire sorry thy be! Forgive thee!" Pleaded the wide-eyed servant.

"Why sall Knight have mercy on ye?"

"Knight shant have mercy! Just have a thought to let someone live nicely!"

"Thy stupid peasant! You have explained the definition of mercy! Off with your head, Vermin!" And with that, the head was off.

Thy knight be tired after smiting his servant, so he lay in his bed pondering. What had happened last night? Oh yes, he hath played with many cocks last night. The cocks flapped everywhere, in the air, and on the ground. They were rather large cocks, he still had feathers in his hair.

So the night arose from bed a second time, and made his way down to the dining hall. He sat down at the grand table and began to eat a popsicle. "Wow, thy popsicle tastes of punching fruit!" Exclaimed the knight to himself, yet again.

"Yes it does." Said a voice menacingly behind him.

2006-10-03T14:29:00.000-07:00

he Cardbored knight set out for battle. A glorious day it hath been so far. He hath figured out " Y equals M times X plus B!" and with that he figured slope. And with ths formula, he would defeat the plastic bagged WARLOCK!

On the path towards the enemy castle, he saw a strange man with a strange metal box. A sign of some material read "Icee"

"I say you, strange man, what is this contraption thou see before me?" questioned the glorious knight

"DUDE! It's an icee machine man..." replied the strange man.

"Mayeth thou have one?" asked the knight.

"Dude, if you have two dollars." Said the strange man.

"Dollars?! Thou shalt slay thy betrayor!" Screamed the knight, and with that, the mans head was off.

"Serves you right, vermin!"

The knight continued his path. And finally reached the castle. The door was much to big for him to blow down with his powerful breath, so he climed the wall with a ladder he bought at the Home Depot. After scaling the glorious wall, he encountered some guards that had not noticed his glory.

"Off with your heads!" said the knight, and he swiped both their heads off with one swing. One of the man's heads fell at the knight's feet. "Good swing!" Said the head.

The knight leaped down from the barracks and landed in the courtyard. The plastic bag warlock was fondling himself to potraits of famous queens. "Thou shalt giveth me privacy!" yelled the warlock.

"Sorry" said the knight, and he left.

New video!

2006-09-15T16:01:00.000-07:00

New video! Its not cardboard though, so it isn't going to be placed on the side link... It is another comical english project.

2006-09-14T14:44:00.001-07:00

THISISISa

Something funny that I can actually do.

2006-09-01T16:06:00.000-07:00

Okay. There is this really crappy game called driver 3. I figured out how to overdub it, and thats what im gonna do. I have funny videos already, they just need to be put on my camera. That I still have to figure out how to do. :0.

So yeah. Im gonna make a new site just for that!

GOSH DARND IT!

2006-08-25T21:52:00.000-07:00

I cant seem to get time to do the movie. SO. I am just gonna bring my camera to my school, and record the funny crap that goes on around there.

I am changing movie!

2006-07-30T20:41:00.000-07:00

Okay, there will be NO plot to the cardboard knight movie. Just five or six guys in cardboard knight suits running around with a bunch of other random stuff! RELEASE DATE: IM NOT SURE.

But uh... I'm gonna wait until school starts (in about two weeks) before I do it. I neeed actors, and the school I am going to should have plenty of crazy people like me!

HEY

2006-07-19T23:20:00.000-07:00

Um... I just talked to the guy who does legolas. We shared ideas, and we laughed pretty hard. And then he got in trouble because I called at 11:40 so IM SORRY! Anyway. NO one really reads this blog anymore. I guess I should post new videos.

OKay. I got stuffs planned for movie.

2006-07-09T07:22:00.000-07:00

Yeah. So um. My movie is gonna be AWESOME! And funny. I'll tell you what I got planned. You know how the last movie I was trying to make didn't come out? We never filmed it lol! BUT this time I can actually film it. And I even have a band for the theme music and stuff! Okay. So the main plot is basically the same as te last one. Except that it is based all around runescape. That is where the original idea of cardbored knight came from. Legolas, you should go play runescape, because you need material lol. This is runescape. Anyway. There are these things called autoers in runescape. They are people who have programs and all the work is done for them. That is cheating. But for some reason, all the ones who cut down trees and stuff have green pants and brown shirts. So I am gonna have a whole bunch of people dress up like that and it will be funny. In the game, when you cut down a tree, the tree dissapears. So we will do that and it will be funny too. Also in the game, when you cok lobbies, you dont boil them like in real life, you roast them. So that will be funny too. ANYWAY. I got a bunch of stuff that wouldn't be cool to tell you planned. I don't even think I will have a script. I guess I will just share ideas with Legolas.

I also have enough cardboard for 4 new suits! THATS FIVE CARDBOARD KNIGHTS!

OMG WTF LOL ROFL LMAO

2006-06-27T08:49:00.000-07:00

I am writing script yay.

Woah... Long time!

2006-06-22T20:32:00.000-07:00

Alrighty then. First off: MESSAGE TO ROD!!! I am sorry, but since you are so busy with all your work stuff, you can't write the beginning of my movie. My mom won't let me call you and stuff... So um, if you still want to do it, and you have time, I'll let you write the ending or some of the middle. I have to get started on this dumb script. AND THATS WHAT I AM TRYING TO DO! I also have a new band! We have seven people! Isn't that great? It will be pretty cool for my movie, because some of the instruments are big band instruments! These are all the players:

Anthony: Drums

Me (Ari): Singing, piano, and sequencer

Blain: Trombone

Blake: Saxaphone

Terry: Flute

Daniel: Guitar

Nathan: Guitar

And thats it! Pretty big for a small group. We havent all gotten together yet. But we will pretty soon. As soon as blake and blain get back from their trip to Kentucky. (god what is taking them so long?). My grandpa made brownies... YAY! I need to stop procrastinating and write that G.D. script! So um... Im gonna go now.

Yeah...

2006-06-01T19:26:00.000-07:00

Stuff happens tomorrow, a new movie might come out. Lets see what happens. If legolas will respond to my e-mail, we might have a new script writer. I hope he does.

2006-05-28T22:05:00.000-07:00

NEW MOVIE.... If you liked the "Godfather" you'll love the "Bodfather"!

yay,

Return of the full feature.

2006-05-27T10:40:00.000-07:00

Okay. So I said a long time ago that I would make a full feature cardboard knight film. Well, I couldn't. Nobody was reliable enough to do it with me. But now, there might be hope. And I actually have a guy writing a script for me. His name is Rod. He is an adult, but I am pretty sure the script will be funny. I am also gonna have a cardbored viking/barbarian. Either played by my grandpa, or my friend Anthony. This is his site. I also know someone who has a professional mokie edititing program (a four-hundred dollar one) that I might be able to use. But I am not sure.

New movie.

2006-05-25T16:03:00.000-07:00

Yeah. It's there

Secret message

2006-05-24T17:14:00.000-07:00

If you know blogger tricks... Then figure out what to do. Why is everything blank?

Alright. So this is an old trick. I know. You are obviously a geek if you know how to do this. ANYWAY. Uh. I guess I will communicate with you guys like this from now on. So my dad won't find out. Pretty decietful. Huh? Videos will also be in this black text. So um... Yeah. When I am ungrounded. The lights will turn on.

Funny

2006-05-23T11:49:00.000-07:00

My mom and I made this movie. right here

More news...

2006-05-23T08:21:00.000-07:00

Uh. I have a funny movie coming out. It is being "verified" by video google. I think it would be cool to work there... Video google. Watching videos that people make all day. And I WOULD BE IN CONTROL!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha. Anyway. I am at my mom's work. Playing online games and going to myspace. Uh. Yeah... So hold on for a while. And, my new google video movie will come out.

BAD NEWS!!!

2006-05-19T15:15:00.000-07:00

I will not be able to make movies for the rest of the summer! Doesn't that SUCK??!! So um , sorry guys. I hope you enjoy my 26 knight movies, and my four other movies. (just look at "more from this provider" on the google video episodes.)

-Ari

GOOD NEWS!!!

2006-05-09T17:02:00.000-07:00

(I am not reciting the geico commercial). I GOT MY CHARGER!!! WOO HOO!! Expect there to be new videos within a week!!!!! YAY!!!! I will put non-cardbored knight one up too.

-Ari

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-04-28T20:44:00.000-07:00

I am angry... I got the new charger for my camera, AND IT IS ALL POOPED UP!!!! The other charger worked like this: you take the battery out, plug this stupid thing in, and then carefully position the pack in the slot so it charges. BUT NOW.. You plug it straight into the camera. AND IT WONT CHARGE!!! It will turn on and all, but noo charging. WAAAHH!!!!

-HOPE TO GET MY CAMERA FIXED SO I CAN POST MORE VIDS

Ari

No post LOOONNGG time.

2006-03-27T19:54:00.000-08:00

Um, I can't find the charger for my camera, so I can't make any movies. I am really mad... WAAAHH!!! I'll have to buy a new one, it is a custom charger too, you can't just go to a store and buy. You have to order it and stuff. I'll probably find it once I buy a new one. That always happens.

-Sir Cardbored

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

2006-02-25T15:03:00.000-08:00

What is wrong with google video??!!! ITS NOT WORKING!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! WORK I SAY! WORK!!!

I know everything!

2006-02-09T02:40:00.000-08:00

Mr. Cardbored knight, why is it cold?

Because the temperature is low.

Mr. Cardboredknight, why is the temperature low?

Because we are further away from the sun.

Mr. Cardboredknight, why are we further away from the sun?

Because the earth rotates around the sun, and it is a big oval, and we are sometimes far from it.

Mr. Cardboredknight, why does the earth rotate around the sun, and it is a big oval, and we are sometimes far from it?

Because the sun has a gravitational pull.

Mr. Cardboredknight, why does the sun have a gravitational pull?

Because the sun is very very big, and it is a sphere.

Mr. Cardboredknight, why is the sun very very big, and why is it a sphere?

Because I said so.

I FINALLY WENT PUBLIC!!!!!

2006-02-07T16:46:00.000-08:00

Hi everyone, I finally went up to people. It is pretty funny, my friend was in the suit for the beginning, there is some hysterical stuff that happened, but I couldn't film it, my camera's memory was getting full. So enjoy the movie so far. It's eight minutes.

Help me out here.

2006-02-05T07:10:00.000-08:00

Could you guys help me get popular by telling people you know about my site? There aren't many people who do, and if you tell people, well, it would help me out a lot. You may think that other people will do it, and you don't have to, but you're wrong. Every person you tell could be a chance for them to tell someone, and then it will keep going on. And it would all start with you! So please... Help me out here!

More on the full feature!

2006-01-22T15:06:00.000-08:00

Yeah, so the Renaissance festival is coming up pretty soon. Like, in a month... So I guess my movie will be postponed, cuz I really want to film some of it there. Like the intro and stuff. But we can film the stuff that happens later, now. Because I know how to edit stuff. Also, if any film festivals are coming up, the I can submit the movie then. I will proball be fifteen by the time I get the least bit famous. So, yeah... And google video lets you have movies that you can get paid for! Like a price to download it. So I might do that for the movie. Proball like $1.99 or somethin like that.

-Ari

Random

2006-01-15T20:34:00.000-08:00

I am mad, because google video takes SO DAMN LONG to open a video. Im gonna type my conversation on the phone with Mr. Wickstrom.

Mr.wicks: hello
Ari: ehllo
Mr.Wicks: wassup ari
Ari:nothin
Mr.Wicks:hows it going man
Ari: i am typing everything we are saying.
Mr.Wicks:*laughs* aww man, havin a noodle, drinking a brew, gettin ready to watch the football highlights
Ari:*laughs*
Mr.Wicks: *eats and breathes heavily.* aww man. so how goes it man
Ari: pretty good
Mr.Wicks:*breathes heavily*
Ari:and uh.. yeh. Kinda hard to type everything thats goin on
Mr.Wicks: gonna be a synographer?
Ari:how do you spell that?
Mr.Wicks: look it up, dont want to give you any misinformation
Ari: how do you spell that?
Mr.Wicks: i made this noodle too hot. its burnin, holy hell... *breathes heavily*... whats so damn funny?
Ari: I am typin everything
Ari: *both laugh*
Mr.Wicks:(mrs wicks talks in background) *muffled conversation*
Ari:yeah... hey uuh, for minute like lindsay wouldn't call me.
Mr.Wicks: i remember
Ari: i wanted to go on a date with her.
Mr.Wicks: where?
Ari: st.pete
Mr.Wicks: oh, downtown?
Ari: yeah.
Mr.Wicks:(more muffled conversation)
Ari: I've figured out that her cell phone got tooken away for "talking back"
Mr.Wicks: "talkin' back?"... *weird noises*
Ari:im gonna go.
Mr.Wicks: okay man, keep the typin up.

*end transmission*

Uuuuggghhh.... And then YAY! And then CRAP!!!!

2006-01-13T19:07:00.000-08:00

So uh... How do I start? Hmm... Yeah Starwars United kicked me off. (for those of you who don't know what that is, I am not going to tell you.) I made it, then I acted imature, then I got kicked off. Isn't that funny? Oh well. I hope those guys still like me. And I can still post on there if I want... Anyway, that's "ugh".

Now for YAY! There is this girl that I knew since 7th grade (I am in ninth now), and we JUST got back in touch. Her name is Lindsay. She is very pretty, and very goofy. Just like me! (Except the pretty part) We got along before, and we might go "hang-out" (in my terms that is a date, I hope she knows that). And she is very cool.

Now for CRAP! There is this other girl that I had a little crush on. I guess I mis-read her,(thanks to my friend Aaron, telling me she gave me the "I don't really like you anymore" look) Because Now she shows interest in me again! OH NO!!!! This is what happened with these two other girls. Lindssay lives in Tampa now, and Amber lives in Clearwater. AND THEY ARE BOTH GREAT. So, I don't know what to do! Do I date them both? Do I choose one, so I don't f*ck up? Or what??!! This is hard. Also, if I date both, that is a whole CRAPLOAD of money. I hope they ain't be gold diggers.

-Ari.

DVD cont.

2006-01-10T14:42:00.000-08:00

Yeah, I am not actually sure how long the DVD will be. BUT. The movie might only be 5 dollars... Plus shipping and handling... I already have around 10 people that are gonna act in it. I still need a good camera man. I am a good camera man, but I am also acting in it, so that is gonna be very hard! Now I have to read "Sir Gawain and the Green Knight"! So... BYE!

Half hour!

2006-01-07T18:13:00.000-08:00

I am making a half hour DVD! It might take a while, I haven't even touched the script (Ii dont think there will be one). BUT IT WILL BE FUNNY! The main story so far is that the cardbored knight wakes up in a house and then walks out and has a conversation with this guy, who is a smart ass, and then for some reason goes on an adventure, he runs into an old prophet man and tells him about the plastic bag warlock (or witch depending on gender) who wants to the world into plastic! But the cardbored knight must stop him. So then he sets off, there will be feature characters, like two other knights and the beekeeper!!! There will also be a ketchup bottle blue hair girl. It will be funny! I am also going to try to have plastic bag minions. Which will be entertaining to watch. And then at the end..... I CAN'T TELL YOU!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA!

-Ari

So... You want to know how I became the Cardbored Knight? eh?

2005-12-31T06:59:00.000-08:00

Well, someone asked me in the last post how I became a knight. And I will make a post about it! So... There is this game, and it is called Runescape. And you are either a little knight dude, a wizard dude, or a archer dude. I was a knight. You can get armor and stuff and I just got some new "black armor". I thouhgt it would be funny if there was cardboard armor. So I made some. END OF STORY!

-Sir Cardbored

P.S. I purposefully spell "cardbored" wrong!

daily?

2005-12-27T15:35:00.000-08:00

The only time I can make videos is when I am at my grandma's. This week I will be able to release videos almost daily. Because I am on vacation. But when I am in school, I will only be able to do it every other week or so. That is why I have so many videos!!! I might get a computer for my dad's house, then I can release videos from there. That would be cool. All the people that view my site, I would appreciatte if you told other people about this. I want to do bigger things, like going out in public, but I don't have enough people viewing my site! When the little counter at the bottom reaches 5,000 I will go public, depending on how long it takes for it to go up there... So there you have it! You help me out a little bit, and I am sure you will be entertained with my movies!

-Ari/Sir cardbored

Wowow!!!

2005-12-26T18:02:00.000-08:00

I was surfing the web and I found a knight stuit made of cardboard!!!! It is eight feet tall!!!! I wish I could meet the person that made this...

-Sir Cardbored

People!

2005-12-24T15:38:00.000-08:00

Some people came up to me and said "I can't watch your movies! I click on it, And ten I can't see it!" Actually, just click the text, not the picture! Stupid... Just kidding! Anyway, Frankie Tavarez, my friend, s going to be the next Cardboard Knight! I just made a new suit, except I found out one thing. THE CARDBOARD IS TOO SMALL!!! Yeah, I get the cardboard from one of my dad's customers. They order coozies (those things you put on your beer cans to keep it from getting warm) to us so we can print them for them. And there are these cardboard sheets beneath the box. I take those. But the last stack of those sheets were from a smaller box! So whoever is kind of smaller than me, like 5'5", can order it from me if it dosen't fit my friend! Actually, scratch that. I will give it to my friend, Trevor, because he is smaller than me! YAY! Anyway, my friend Frankie, is coming over tuesday or so, and then we will make a suit for him and film! We are planning on going around the neighborhood and annoying people. That will be fun! I also got a sequence remixer! That is something like a soundboard, except you can totally manipulate beat styles and voices for music! IT IS SO AWESOME! I will have awesome music for my movies!

I have another camera from my last birthday that is super high-quality! Maybe even DVD quality! I might try to get popular and sell a movie. Kind of like this guy! So I am gonna go now! HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND A MERRY NEW YEAR!!!

-Sir Cardbored

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=Update=

My camera can also hook up to a T.V. and record! You know what that means? I CAN RECORD MY VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, I will post movies of this game called Driv3r. They are really funny movies. I might put them on machinima.com!

-Ari

Wowee!!!

2005-12-21T12:03:00.000-08:00

I got a better camera! This will also only be internet quality, but it will be 6 megapixel! WOW WEE!!! And, I am making a new suit. WOW WEE!!! So yeah, hold your hats, cardbored knight's christmas gifts will be a blast for my fans!

-Sir Cardbored

Procrastination ensues.

2005-12-18T15:27:00.000-08:00

Yeah... As you can tell, my newer movies are'nt of me in my suit. Well, I don't really have a suit right now... I need to make a new one. Ever since I let the drama kids borrow it, peices went missing from it. So I have to make a new one! It will take me hours. And then it will get destroyed agin... High-maintanence entertainment!

-Ari

ANOTHER new movie!

2005-12-17T15:16:00.000-08:00

YAY! THIS ONE IS HYSTERICAL!

New movie

2005-12-17T13:26:00.000-08:00

New movie I was very very cold!

CardBoredKnight on Xbox Live?

2005-12-10T13:41:00.000-08:00

Yep. I am on XBOX live. I have been ever since I started this website. Anyway, My gamertag is my name on this! "CardBoredKnight". I play Halo 2 a lot. Anyway, I have a new video coming out. It was what I did before the idea of the knight. I was a ninja.

-Sir Cardbored

One day 2

2005-11-16T19:44:00.000-08:00

Read the post below before reading this one!

...He looked at the screen. It was calling the number back. He put his ear to the phone and waited.

*rinngg*

*ringgg*

*rin-* "Sorry, the number you are trying to reach is either disconnected-"

Andrew snapped his phone shut. The ambulance men were loading the woman into the car. "Can I come please?" Asked Andrew

"Me too" said Clarissa.

One of the paramedics looked at the other. They nodded yes.

Andrew hopped in as well as Clarissa, and the Ambulance sped off. The ride wasn't that bad. They hooked the woman up to an oxygen and tried waking her up. She laid motionless. She was strapped in tight, except her twisted leg, which one of the paramedics held with his hand. They arrived at the hospital and rushed her into a room. Clarissa and Andrew walked briskly behind.

Andrew was very scared, "I wonder what is going to happen. I hope I dont get sued or anything. Oh god, I have insurance though, I hope it covers this. How could I have been so stupid? Why does this have to happen to me?"

"It didn't have to happen to you." Said Clarissa.

"What are you talking about? I couldn't have avoided this!" Screamed Andrew

"You can now." She said, calmly.

"Okay, what the hell are you talking about? Is this some sort of joke? It's not like I can go back in time and stop it from happening! You are very crazy. First off, you are on the highway without a car for no reason, second off you appeared out of nowhere, I did not see you anywhere and you just popped up. And secondly, people don't seem to notice you! Are you some sort of ghost, or my imagination? I don't know, I must be going insane here."

A lot of people were staring at Andrew, he seemed to be talking to no one.

"Yes you can" said Clarissa.

"Yes I can, what?" snapped Andrew.

"You can go back in time and stop this. But there is a very large price to pay." she replied.

"You are a really freaky lady, I'm going to have to ask you to go away from me." said Andrew, trying to calm himself.

"As you wish." she said. And then she was gone. Andrew did not know what happened, but she wasn't there anymore. She didn't walk away, she vanished. But there was no smoke or light stuff that you see in the movies, she was just, gone. Andrew rubbed his head and tried to forget the whole thing. He went to go check on the lady.

He went through the open doorway. There were two beds. One with the lady, and one with an old fat man. He ignored the fat man and looked at the lady. She still didn't look too good. They cleaned her up the best they could though. He looked at a clipboard by her bed. Where there was supposed to be a name, there was "unknown". Andrew sat down next to her bed on a chair. He let out a big sigh. Andrew thought about all that happened today. How his girlfriend broke up with him this morning. He wasn't surprised that she broke up with him, he knew she was cheating on him. He just didn't feel like dealing with her. He didn't feel like doing anything. He looked at the lady on the bed once more. Then he started to feel last night kicking in, he didn't get much sleep. His eyes started to droop and he entered a quiet slumber.

***

Yay! This could turn into a book!

One day....

2005-11-13T19:24:00.000-08:00

One day, there was a man. He starts his day off like any other middle-class American. He gets up from bed, eats a breakfast, takes a shower, brushes his teeth, does his hair, puts on his buisness clothes, and drives to work. At least he thinks he is going to work today, but he isn't. He was driving on the highway on the speed lane, he was running a few minutes late. There were many cars today. Well, it was work. The sun was in his eyes a little bit, so he put his visor down.

"That is much better" said the man. There were few things the man rarely was able to enjoy in his life. So he enjoyed all the things he could.

Then his cell phone rang, he looked down to pick it up, he was searching around the car for it when he heard a loud "THUMP!" his car ran over something and he screeched to a stop on the side of the road. He got out and checked the front of the car. He saw a very big dent and some blood on his blue car. He looked out onto the road and saw a couple of other cars stop. He jogged towards where he thought he hit the object, seemingly a person. And he was correct, it was a person. A lady at that. And before she was hit, she was a beautiful lady, but now, her leg twisted and her face bloody, her clothes with a tire mark, her hands and arms cramped up, her head cocked in a weird position. She was not a pretty sight. The only thing the man could think of was "oh shit". He ran up to the lady and felt her throat, she was still alive. He moved her hair out of her face. He did not recognize her. He reached for his cell phone and was about to dial 911 when he saw a message on his phone. It was the call that distracted him. He listened to the message:

"Watch out"

That was it. "Very strange" thought the man.

He quickly dialed 911.

"911 emergency, what is the problem?" said the operator on the line.

"I uh, I-I just hit a lady. I hit her with my c-car. It was an accident! I-I didn't mean to do it... Oh god, oh god, ohh..."

"Where are you sir?" Asked the operator

"Im on interstate four-seventy-five, After exit one-seven-thirty-four."

"We will send an ambulance right away. Do you mind staying on the line?"

Just then another call came in.

"Yes I do actually, I have to do something to do." Said the man, very scared.

"Alright sir. Good-bye." The operator hung up.

The man missed his call. So he checked the message there was none. He checked the number, it read: 475-1734.

"What the-"

A woman came up to him. "Sir, are you the one that hit her sir? Are you alright?"

The man did not answer.

"What is your name, sir?" said the woman.

"Andrew." replied the man.

"What happened, Andrew?"

"I dont know, I was reaching down for the phone and the next thing I knew, I hit something. By the way, who are you?" Said Andrew.

"I am Clarissa. I am going to help you today. Because this is terrible, and I always like to help."

An ambulance was heard in the distance

"Thank you, Clarissa. I really appreciate this." Said Andrew.

"You are welcome." She replied.

The ambulance came to a quick stop. The back opened and three paramedics came out. They ran up to the sprawled lady and told Andrew to move back. He did as they said. Clarissa did not move. The men did not seem to notice her. "Where is your car?" Asked Andrew.

"I do not have one." Said Clarissa.

The man stared at her for a moment and then he remembered the number on the phone. 475-1374. That was the interstate and street he was on. His heart started to beat fast as he pressed "call back".
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That is the end for now, because I have to go go go!!!! I hope you enjoy it. I'll finish it later.

new girl new video.

2005-10-27T13:55:00.000-07:00

No, I am not posting a video of my new girl. BUT I am posting a video. It is that overdub that took me a millenium to upload! It isn't long tho. PLease watch it!

-Sir Cardbored

Hot Girls!

2005-10-16T08:49:00.000-07:00

This is kelly. She is at the top, but it dosen't mean she is the hottest. But she is pretty hot though!

This is alissa. If you don't think she is pretty. You either are a girl, OR YOU ARE GAY!

This be brick. We had some trouble together, she dosen't like meat all. But I think shes hot! So I put her on this post.

This is alissa. I think she is gorgeous! But I don't know her. Neither she does me.

Thats alicia. She is punk gothic person thing. She never wears white. UNTIL THEN! That isn't the alicia I like though.

I like this girl shes like yay!

2005-10-15T16:25:00.000-07:00

This post is dedicated to alicia, But Im not gonna write about her! YAY! Anywho, Im trying to upload some of my really old videos and stuff. One is an overdub of a movie. But www.freevideoblog.com is being stupid and it will upload it, BUT IT WONT "OPTIMIZE IT"! AAH! That makes me frustrated, Im going to check if they are uploaded yet, If they are, you will see knight 16 and 17! YAY!

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UPDATE: I now have background music! Its a video though, because Im dumb and dont know anywhere to upload it online, so poop you! Its my favorite song.

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DOWNDATE: If you love that song and you want to download it, go

HERE

-Ari

Im soddy

2005-10-10T13:52:00.000-07:00

I am sorry for not posting in a longgg timmeeee!!!! here are some pics of me being weird:

Yeah, thats metal. NOT CARDBOARD! Here is an ode to wookiehobbit, because she likes cheese:

Alrighty then...

-Cardbored

Cool stuff

2005-09-10T17:34:00.000-07:00

Labor dabor

2005-09-05T09:25:00.000-07:00

...yeah. The last movie really sucked! I was desperate for comedy ok? I didn't even plan it out. Ill just put something that Im going to make today. It will be better.

Weak Knights with Cardbored

2005-09-02T16:23:00.000-07:00

Pun is intended... Anyway! My show will begin tomorrow! I will have it on the site. One of my friends will e-mail me, and I will answer it. It is a little like homestarrunner, but I answer 3 e-mails! Hooray responsibility! You can e-mail me too! I usually won't be wearing my suit in it though, but that's O.K. Two of my other friends will become knights, but we have yet to make their suits. One will be wielding wacketh (my axe) and one will be wielding slayeth (my sword). I will be wielding smiteth half (half of the original cardbored sword) because it broke... And I am going to do it tonight. But I will be really tired. And stuff... So! If anyone out there wants to e-mail me, DO IT NOW AND QUICKLY! But if I don't get your e-mail before the show, then I will put it in the next one. I will probally get popular in the future, and have to pick 3 e-mails instead of getting lucky and only getting actually 3 e-mails. If you are stupid and cannot find my e-mail, it is: splapped@gmail.com

-Sir Cardbored

Funny

2005-08-30T16:16:00.000-07:00

There is this comedian named Mitch...

"People in the parade are cocky, you know? They think they uh, attracted an AUDIENCE you know? But really, it's people waiting to cross the street! I could attract a crowd too if I stood in everybody's way.

I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That is a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slam the flap... How are supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick?

I was standing by a door and a security guard came over, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking the fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run! If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

I like an esclator man, because an escalator can never break down. It can only 'become stairs.' There would be no sign that would say: 'escalator temporarily out of order', just a sign that says: 'escalator temporarily stairs.'

I was working at the Riviera hotel in Las Vegas and there was four comedians on the bill and we all had similar hair because we were all using the Riviera hotel shampoo. It was a 'two in one' shampoo and two in one is a bad term because one is not big enough to hold two. That's why two was created. If it was two in one, it would be overflowing."

Thank you Mitch for your jokes. I will not sell them and this is non-profit. So everything is OK. Even if you are reading this and you don't want them on here, I will be glad to take them off!

-Sir Cardbored

Week knights with cardbored

2005-08-21T07:33:00.000-07:00

Yeah, you can see the latest movie down below... Sooner or later when I get my suit back, I will make a t.v. show! Do you like the knight ads? Last time I checked, there were knight ads above the video! So, when I start the show, I'll be smiting, (or slaying) inanimate objects. But, my cardboard sword, Smiteth, broke. So, I went to the flea market and got a brand new REAL sword named "Slayeth" I also have a battle axe that is named "Wacketh"! YAY!

So the show will be played below, and there will only be one post at a time! I hope you enjoy!

-Sir Cardbored

TV

2005-08-20T16:04:00.000-07:00

TV CAN KILL YOUR CHILDREN! (A video by me!)
Click to see Video

The actors

2005-08-07T11:07:00.000-07:00

In high school, I'm in a class called Drama II (two). The kids in my group are in tenth grade, while I am a freshman. They are so funny and hyper like I am. We are doing a play: "Cinderella wore combat boots" and the prince is waving a sword in the beginning because he wants to go hunt dragons. I told the group that I had a cardboard knight's armor and if the prince could wear it and they were like "yeah!"

So it looks like the prince (which isn't me) will be wearing my armor in the beginning. These guys are great actors and it will be loads of fun. I am thinking of asking them if they want to be in my movies. Since they are actors and all, I think they would do great. I dont know if they would though. They are all hyper and stuff so maybe.

-Sir Cardbored

Test

2005-08-06T07:58:00.000-07:00

If you pass the quiz, You get to see the 15th movie. It is hard and it will test you knowledge of the cardbored knight! If you pass, just send me your e-mail and I will explain more than. 80 or higher and you pass.

sleep

2005-08-06T01:08:00.000-07:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I can't get any sleep! This dang puppy won't shut up!!!!!!!!!!!! It's 4:00 in the morning and this damn thing keeps squeeling. You're probally like "well it's just a puppy" But this has been going on for weeks!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! I try everything. Water, attention, food. I get pissed.

-Sir Cardbored

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2005-08-05T19:32:00.000-07:00

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-Sir Cardbored

Larghetto

2005-08-04T12:19:00.000-07:00

Yeah. I just started going to Largo High. Everyone I know is like "Dude that place is ghetto man." But it is not! Almost everyone there is nice to me besides this one kid. He says I stole his pen. And it was my pen. Then he takes it from me and I'm weirded out. Then he sticks it in my ear and I get mad. He keeps saying I stole his pen. I got it back from him though. Then he takes one of his pens and says "Oh! There it is!" I was like "That pen is blue and mine is black" Because that is true. I guess that is his way of making freinds. Is he my freind?

Before that I went to Drama II. It was really fun. There is these funny kids and we are going to do a play. I told one of the kids about this website. I think his name is Matt. They all tease me about being a freshman but they are really nice to me. I told them I made a suit out of cardboard and suggested that I should help with the costumes. They're like "Yeah sure! That is awesome!".

There is also this weird preppy chick that makes obnoxious comments in class. I think it is kind of funny. Everyone gets mad at her. I laughed.

I make this water droplet noise with my mouth and everyone is like "Woah!" But this one chick from drama is like "I do that too." She hasn't done it yet. I think her name is Ashley or Alison or something like that. They call me "Oreo" because my name is Ari and it sounds like Oreo. Another chick called me "cookie" then she said "Let's call him 'yummy'". Is that weird? It would be funny if Matt actually read this. Because he would be like "woah"... TOTALLY!

-Sir Cardbored

sooned

2005-08-04T11:41:00.000-07:00

Very soon I shall post newest movie! Grandma's is land in which I shall do so. I cannot wait! I also made a documentary of the Cardbored knight.

-Sir Cardbored

Me

2005-07-30T18:43:00.000-07:00

Prizes!

2005-07-30T16:40:00.000-07:00

Whoever is number 250 on this site reply to me and you will get a speacial prize! YAY! Also, a new movie is coming out. Unless my computer unexpectedly crashes on me!

-Sir Cardbored

Oh baby

2005-07-29T20:14:00.000-07:00

DUDE! Im like so frikin wired right now! New movie coming out in a few minutes. It is ALL outtakes of the fights! YAY YAY YAY! It is cooled.

Kind of mad

2005-07-25T18:37:00.000-07:00

Im kind of mad about the quality of the movie and how it turned out. Everyone else gets super-high quality with no quality lowering. But mine just messed up for some reason! If you want to see that movie in better quality, Just e-mail me and I'll send it to you!

-Ari

Super Movie

2005-07-25T18:19:00.000-07:00

Thou has madeth a "Super Movie". T'is all movies put togethereth. I hopeth you enjoy. Optimizing must be completeth before viewing!

-Sir Cardbored

One day

2005-07-25T08:03:00.000-07:00

Soon! I shallst make full movie of Sir Cardbored. Maybe shall it be Documentary? Shall it be pointless Killing? Shall it be a comedy? Thou must thinketh of what do.

-Sir Cardbored

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2005-07-21T21:57:00.000-07:00

There is this hilarious thing but I dont understand why it is so funny!
Here it be.

-Ari

I confused

2005-07-21T19:28:00.000-07:00

Actually, there was a fifth knight. So that means there are 8 videos! Im sorry. I'll put it up some other time. It isn't very good though.

They are out!

2005-07-21T19:21:00.000-07:00

YAAAAAAAY!!!!!! I did that in under 15 minutes yay!

-Ari

6th and 7th

2005-07-21T19:02:00.000-07:00

Tonight I am uploading my 2 new movies. 7 is hysterical! It is my grandpa and I boxing! I even have party boy from jackass playing in the background. My grandpa kicked my butt in that one.

-Ari

5th movie out!

2005-07-19T07:17:00.000-07:00

It is over there. It say it is fourth knight, but fifth movie out of all. I guess i can call it fifth. Don't get confused!

-Ari

5th movie and stuff

2005-07-17T18:15:00.000-07:00

I made a new chest plate, replacing the chest and abs is just on piece. You can see it in the fourth one. Also, I have tooken the shoulder plates off. They get in the way of the new chest. I will make a helmet soon. Right now, my suit is version 1.5. My fifth movie will be posted later tonight. It is a little longer. I might make a name up for my knight. Any suggestions?

-Ari

It is out

2005-07-16T18:51:00.000-07:00

No pun.

Runescape movie!

2005-07-16T18:38:00.000-07:00

I made a runescape dancing movie. It will take a while for the website to fromat it though. Hang in there!

-Ari

News

2005-07-16T16:57:00.000-07:00

I'll have 2 new movies by tomorrow! One wil be on runescape and another will be on me! The fourth knight movie. I'm going to try to get my freinds to do this with me. I'll have my freind, Trevor, be an elf. My real name is Ari. I do not know what I should have my characters name be. I might also get my freind, Nathan, to be a mage or wizard.

-Ari

rslogo

2005-07-16T15:21:00.000-07:00

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Rune scape!

The movies

2005-07-16T09:15:00.000-07:00

Since I am not an expert blogger, I put the links to the movies on the sidebar. So you dont have to look at the post in order to see them. A third one came out and now they are all acssesible.

-Knighted

Outtake

2005-07-15T22:47:00.000-07:00

Um... This was a "wardrobe malfunction". The words that I am saying in the video are "AAAAHHHHH.... Im falling apart! Cut!"

-Knighted

1ST!

2005-07-15T22:37:00.000-07:00

Here is the first movie! It is a test run.

Welcomed

2005-07-15T15:16:00.000-07:00

Hi. I am the cardbored knight! This is my site. I will post videos of me on a website and put the link here! I will even have my outtakes.

-Knight