Cardboard Knight

2007-03-24T11:55:00.000-07:00

2006-10-13T22:12:00.000-07:00

2006-10-04T12:51:00.000-07:00

e woke up in the noon of after. "What times that hath been yesternight!" Exclaimed the glorious glorier to himself. He was quite inebriated from the party of catching the Plastic Bag Warlock in the act of viewing potraits for pleasure of private needs.

"Sire! Someone hath given a message to thou!" said a servant who watches the knight sleep because he finds it exciting.

"Shall ye fetch it for me?" Quarried the knight after thon servant hath not done anything.

"Thou shant after no pay!" Screamed the servant.

"Pay? Thou is servant! Fetch it for me, or thine head will be mine!" The knight yelled.

"But ah sire, I know your secret... Y equals M times X plus B! You cannot slay me or I will tell all of this formula!" Conquered the servant.

"But with your head mine, thou cannot speak!" Replied the knight with confidence.

"Thou hath not thought about consequences of no head... Sire sorry thy be! Forgive thee!" Pleaded the wide-eyed servant.

"Why sall Knight have mercy on ye?"

"Knight shant have mercy! Just have a thought to let someone live nicely!"

"Thy stupid peasant! You have explained the definition of mercy! Off with your head, Vermin!" And with that, the head was off.

Thy knight be tired after smiting his servant, so he lay in his bed pondering. What had happened last night? Oh yes, he hath played with many cocks last night. The cocks flapped everywhere, in the air, and on the ground. They were rather large cocks, he still had feathers in his hair.

So the night arose from bed a second time, and made his way down to the dining hall. He sat down at the grand table and began to eat a popsicle. "Wow, thy popsicle tastes of punching fruit!" Exclaimed the knight to himself, yet again.

"Yes it does." Said a voice menacingly behind him.

2006-10-03T14:29:00.000-07:00

he Cardbored knight set out for battle. A glorious day it hath been so far. He hath figured out " Y equals M times X plus B!" and with that he figured slope. And with ths formula, he would defeat the plastic bagged WARLOCK!

On the path towards the enemy castle, he saw a strange man with a strange metal box. A sign of some material read "Icee"

"I say you, strange man, what is this contraption thou see before me?" questioned the glorious knight

"DUDE! It's an icee machine man..." replied the strange man.

"Mayeth thou have one?" asked the knight.

"Dude, if you have two dollars." Said the strange man.

"Dollars?! Thou shalt slay thy betrayor!" Screamed the knight, and with that, the mans head was off.

"Serves you right, vermin!"

The knight continued his path. And finally reached the castle. The door was much to big for him to blow down with his powerful breath, so he climed the wall with a ladder he bought at the Home Depot. After scaling the glorious wall, he encountered some guards that had not noticed his glory.

"Off with your heads!" said the knight, and he swiped both their heads off with one swing. One of the man's heads fell at the knight's feet. "Good swing!" Said the head.

The knight leaped down from the barracks and landed in the courtyard. The plastic bag warlock was fondling himself to potraits of famous queens. "Thou shalt giveth me privacy!" yelled the warlock.

"Sorry" said the knight, and he left.

New video!

2006-09-15T16:01:00.000-07:00

New video! Its not cardboard though, so it isn't going to be placed on the side link... It is another comical english project.

2006-09-14T14:44:00.001-07:00

THISISISa

Something funny that I can actually do.

2006-09-01T16:06:00.000-07:00

Okay. There is this really crappy game called driver 3. I figured out how to overdub it, and thats what im gonna do. I have funny videos already, they just need to be put on my camera. That I still have to figure out how to do. :0.

So yeah. Im gonna make a new site just for that!

GOSH DARND IT!

2006-08-25T21:52:00.000-07:00

I cant seem to get time to do the movie. SO. I am just gonna bring my camera to my school, and record the funny crap that goes on around there.

I am changing movie!

2006-07-30T20:41:00.000-07:00

Okay, there will be NO plot to the cardboard knight movie. Just five or six guys in cardboard knight suits running around with a bunch of other random stuff! RELEASE DATE: IM NOT SURE.

But uh... I'm gonna wait until school starts (in about two weeks) before I do it. I neeed actors, and the school I am going to should have plenty of crazy people like me!

HEY

2006-07-19T23:20:00.000-07:00

Um... I just talked to the guy who does legolas. We shared ideas, and we laughed pretty hard. And then he got in trouble because I called at 11:40 so IM SORRY! Anyway. NO one really reads this blog anymore. I guess I should post new videos.

OKay. I got stuffs planned for movie.

2006-07-09T07:22:00.000-07:00

Yeah. So um. My movie is gonna be AWESOME! And funny. I'll tell you what I got planned. You know how the last movie I was trying to make didn't come out? We never filmed it lol! BUT this time I can actually film it. And I even have a band for the theme music and stuff! Okay. So the main plot is basically the same as te last one. Except that it is based all around runescape. That is where the original idea of cardbored knight came from. Legolas, you should go play runescape, because you need material lol. This is runescape. Anyway. There are these things called autoers in runescape. They are people who have programs and all the work is done for them. That is cheating. But for some reason, all the ones who cut down trees and stuff have green pants and brown shirts. So I am gonna have a whole bunch of people dress up like that and it will be funny. In the game, when you cut down a tree, the tree dissapears. So we will do that and it will be funny too. Also in the game, when you cok lobbies, you dont boil them like in real life, you roast them. So that will be funny too. ANYWAY. I got a bunch of stuff that wouldn't be cool to tell you planned. I don't even think I will have a script. I guess I will just share ideas with Legolas.

I also have enough cardboard for 4 new suits! THATS FIVE CARDBOARD KNIGHTS!

OMG WTF LOL ROFL LMAO

2006-06-27T08:49:00.000-07:00

I am writing script yay.

Woah... Long time!

2006-06-22T20:32:00.000-07:00

Alrighty then. First off: MESSAGE TO ROD!!! I am sorry, but since you are so busy with all your work stuff, you can't write the beginning of my movie. My mom won't let me call you and stuff... So um, if you still want to do it, and you have time, I'll let you write the ending or some of the middle. I have to get started on this dumb script. AND THATS WHAT I AM TRYING TO DO! I also have a new band! We have seven people! Isn't that great? It will be pretty cool for my movie, because some of the instruments are big band instruments! These are all the players:

Anthony: Drums

Me (Ari): Singing, piano, and sequencer

Blain: Trombone

Blake: Saxaphone

Terry: Flute

Daniel: Guitar

Nathan: Guitar

And thats it! Pretty big for a small group. We havent all gotten together yet. But we will pretty soon. As soon as blake and blain get back from their trip to Kentucky. (god what is taking them so long?). My grandpa made brownies... YAY! I need to stop procrastinating and write that G.D. script! So um... Im gonna go now.

Yeah...

2006-06-01T19:26:00.000-07:00

Stuff happens tomorrow, a new movie might come out. Lets see what happens. If legolas will respond to my e-mail, we might have a new script writer. I hope he does.

2006-05-28T22:05:00.000-07:00

NEW MOVIE.... If you liked the "Godfather" you'll love the "Bodfather"!

yay,

Return of the full feature.

2006-05-27T10:40:00.000-07:00

Okay. So I said a long time ago that I would make a full feature cardboard knight film. Well, I couldn't. Nobody was reliable enough to do it with me. But now, there might be hope. And I actually have a guy writing a script for me. His name is Rod. He is an adult, but I am pretty sure the script will be funny. I am also gonna have a cardbored viking/barbarian. Either played by my grandpa, or my friend Anthony. This is his site. I also know someone who has a professional mokie edititing program (a four-hundred dollar one) that I might be able to use. But I am not sure.

New movie.

2006-05-25T16:03:00.000-07:00

Yeah. It's there

Secret message

2006-05-24T17:14:00.000-07:00

If you know blogger tricks... Then figure out what to do. Why is everything blank?

Alright. So this is an old trick. I know. You are obviously a geek if you know how to do this. ANYWAY. Uh. I guess I will communicate with you guys like this from now on. So my dad won't find out. Pretty decietful. Huh? Videos will also be in this black text. So um... Yeah. When I am ungrounded. The lights will turn on.

Funny

2006-05-23T11:49:00.000-07:00

My mom and I made this movie. right here

More news...

2006-05-23T08:21:00.000-07:00

Uh. I have a funny movie coming out. It is being "verified" by video google. I think it would be cool to work there... Video google. Watching videos that people make all day. And I WOULD BE IN CONTROL!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha. Anyway. I am at my mom's work. Playing online games and going to myspace. Uh. Yeah... So hold on for a while. And, my new google video movie will come out.

BAD NEWS!!!

2006-05-19T15:15:00.000-07:00

I will not be able to make movies for the rest of the summer! Doesn't that SUCK??!! So um , sorry guys. I hope you enjoy my 26 knight movies, and my four other movies. (just look at "more from this provider" on the google video episodes.)

-Ari

GOOD NEWS!!!

2006-05-09T17:02:00.000-07:00

(I am not reciting the geico commercial). I GOT MY CHARGER!!! WOO HOO!! Expect there to be new videos within a week!!!!! YAY!!!! I will put non-cardbored knight one up too.

-Ari

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-04-28T20:44:00.000-07:00

I am angry... I got the new charger for my camera, AND IT IS ALL POOPED UP!!!! The other charger worked like this: you take the battery out, plug this stupid thing in, and then carefully position the pack in the slot so it charges. BUT NOW.. You plug it straight into the camera. AND IT WONT CHARGE!!! It will turn on and all, but noo charging. WAAAHH!!!!

-HOPE TO GET MY CAMERA FIXED SO I CAN POST MORE VIDS

Ari

No post LOOONNGG time.

2006-03-27T19:54:00.000-08:00

Um, I can't find the charger for my camera, so I can't make any movies. I am really mad... WAAAHH!!! I'll have to buy a new one, it is a custom charger too, you can't just go to a store and buy. You have to order it and stuff. I'll probably find it once I buy a new one. That always happens.

-Sir Cardbored

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

2006-02-25T15:03:00.000-08:00

What is wrong with google video??!!! ITS NOT WORKING!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! WORK I SAY! WORK!!!