Mr. Cardbored knight, why is it cold?
Because the temperature is low.
Mr. Cardboredknight, why is the temperature low?
Because we are further away from the sun.
Mr. Cardboredknight, why are we further away from the sun?
Because the earth rotates around the sun, and it is a big oval, and we are sometimes far from it.
Mr. Cardboredknight, why does the earth rotate around the sun, and it is a big oval, and we are sometimes far from it?
Because the sun has a gravitational pull.
Mr. Cardboredknight, why does the sun have a gravitational pull?
Because the sun is very very big, and it is a sphere.
Mr. Cardboredknight, why is the sun very very big, and why is it a sphere?
Because I said so.