he Cardbored knight set out for battle. A glorious day it hath been so far. He hath figured out " Y equals M times X plus B!" and with that he figured slope. And with ths formula, he would defeat the plastic bagged WARLOCK!

On the path towards the enemy castle, he saw a strange man with a strange metal box. A sign of some material read "Icee"

"I say you, strange man, what is this contraption thou see before me?" questioned the glorious knight

"DUDE! It's an icee machine man..." replied the strange man.

"Mayeth thou have one?" asked the knight.

"Dude, if you have two dollars." Said the strange man.

"Dollars?! Thou shalt slay thy betrayor!" Screamed the knight, and with that, the mans head was off.

"Serves you right, vermin!"

The knight continued his path. And finally reached the castle. The door was much to big for him to blow down with his powerful breath, so he climed the wall with a ladder he bought at the Home Depot. After scaling the glorious wall, he encountered some guards that had not noticed his glory.

"Off with your heads!" said the knight, and he swiped both their heads off with one swing. One of the man's heads fell at the knight's feet. "Good swing!" Said the head.

The knight leaped down from the barracks and landed in the courtyard. The plastic bag warlock was fondling himself to potraits of famous queens. "Thou shalt giveth me privacy!" yelled the warlock.

"Sorry" said the knight, and he left.