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MOST ADULTS CANNOT HEAR THIS PITCH

e woke up in the noon of after. "What times that hath been yesternight!" Exclaimed the glorious glorier to himself. He was quite inebriated from the party of catching the Plastic Bag Warlock in the act of viewing potraits for pleasure of private needs.

"Sire! Someone hath given a message to thou!" said a servant who watches the knight sleep because he finds it exciting.

"Shall ye fetch it for me?" Quarried the knight after thon servant hath not done anything.

"Thou shant after no pay!" Screamed the servant.

"Pay? Thou is servant! Fetch it for me, or thine head will be mine!" The knight yelled.

"But ah sire, I know your secret... Y equals M times X plus B! You cannot slay me or I will tell all of this formula!" Conquered the servant.

"But with your head mine, thou cannot speak!" Replied the knight with confidence.

"Thou hath not thought about consequences of no head... Sire sorry thy be! Forgive thee!" Pleaded the wide-eyed servant.

"Why sall Knight have mercy on ye?"

"Knight shant have mercy! Just have a thought to let someone live nicely!"

"Thy stupid peasant! You have explained the definition of mercy! Off with your head, Vermin!" And with that, the head was off.

Thy knight be tired after smiting his servant, so he lay in his bed pondering. What had happened last night? Oh yes, he hath played with many cocks last night. The cocks flapped everywhere, in the air, and on the ground. They were rather large cocks, he still had feathers in his hair.

So the night arose from bed a second time, and made his way down to the dining hall. He sat down at the grand table and began to eat a popsicle. "Wow, thy popsicle tastes of punching fruit!" Exclaimed the knight to himself, yet again.

"Yes it does." Said a voice menacingly behind him.

he Cardbored knight set out for battle. A glorious day it hath been so far. He hath figured out " Y equals M times X plus B!" and with that he figured slope. And with ths formula, he would defeat the plastic bagged WARLOCK!

On the path towards the enemy castle, he saw a strange man with a strange metal box. A sign of some material read "Icee"

"I say you, strange man, what is this contraption thou see before me?" questioned the glorious knight

"DUDE! It's an icee machine man..." replied the strange man.

"Mayeth thou have one?" asked the knight.

"Dude, if you have two dollars." Said the strange man.

"Dollars?! Thou shalt slay thy betrayor!" Screamed the knight, and with that, the mans head was off.

"Serves you right, vermin!"

The knight continued his path. And finally reached the castle. The door was much to big for him to blow down with his powerful breath, so he climed the wall with a ladder he bought at the Home Depot. After scaling the glorious wall, he encountered some guards that had not noticed his glory.

"Off with your heads!" said the knight, and he swiped both their heads off with one swing. One of the man's heads fell at the knight's feet. "Good swing!" Said the head.

The knight leaped down from the barracks and landed in the courtyard. The plastic bag warlock was fondling himself to potraits of famous queens. "Thou shalt giveth me privacy!" yelled the warlock.

"Sorry" said the knight, and he left.

New video!

New video! Its not cardboard though, so it isn't going to be placed on the side link... It is another comical english project.

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Something funny that I can actually do.

Okay. There is this really crappy game called driver 3. I figured out how to overdub it, and thats what im gonna do. I have funny videos already, they just need to be put on my camera. That I still have to figure out how to do. :0.

So yeah. Im gonna make a new site just for that!

GOSH DARND IT!

I cant seem to get time to do the movie. SO. I am just gonna bring my camera to my school, and record the funny crap that goes on around there.

I am changing movie!

Okay, there will be NO plot to the cardboard knight movie. Just five or six guys in cardboard knight suits running around with a bunch of other random stuff! RELEASE DATE: IM NOT SURE.

But uh... I'm gonna wait until school starts (in about two weeks) before I do it. I neeed actors, and the school I am going to should have plenty of crazy people like me!

HEY

Um... I just talked to the guy who does legolas. We shared ideas, and we laughed pretty hard. And then he got in trouble because I called at 11:40 so IM SORRY! Anyway. NO one really reads this blog anymore. I guess I should post new videos.